It’s a good life. Someone has to live it. Might as well be me.
My last two nights in Sydney, I stayed with some American friends of mine. Turns out that David and I were in the same new hire class, but we never knew each other until we were in Sydney.
By Tuesday their 3 1/2 year old daughter was happy to have me in their house. I [...]
On Saturday night, while dining at a nice steak restaurant…
Waitress: Wet towels (as she places a plate with 4 wet towels on the table)
BA: What are those?
BB: tampons
Me: Tampons for the extra long vagina.
BA cringes visibly and extra long vagina becomes the most overused phrase of the night.
In the last two days, two Canadians have found my blog by searching for dominatrix in nuns costumes.
What is going on in Canada that people are looking for dominatrix nuns. I know it is winter and cold and shit, but dominatrix nuns. Really?
Last week I couldn’t take it any longer and made an appointment with an allergist. On Wednesday, he said that I did have a bit of a sinus infection. As I paid I was handed my bag of prescriptions (in Singapore you get them directly from the doctor). In my bag I had a shit [...]
There is a regular busker that sings in my MRT station. He mainly sings country or Christian music. I normally try to have an iPod playing to protect myself. Today, I’d not pulled out my iPod.
I swear these were the lyrics that I heard, repeated at least 10 times:
Jesus Christ, he is long (or it [...]
Happy Chinese New Year!
It’s been interesting to actually be in Singapore for CNY. On Wednesday I was invited out to lunch where we were to do the traditional salad tossing thing (basically make a mess with shaved radish, carrots, peppers and some other stuff). On the way to lunch we were told that everyone could [...]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…not really.
Once upon a time, at a boutique hotel in the silicon valley, there resided two, very, very, ugly monkey statues. Legend has it that one night, there were two crazy women that freed one of the monkeys from it’s captivity in the lounge [...]